since this is being shown publicly ill do what i generally do in public
and put on a happy dappy nonpsychotic face. however you should be advised
that i am in fact a total psychopath and i generally do horrible things.
but on the basis that i hold doors open and say please and thank you
people believe that i am a nice and fine and dandy and even inspiring
fellow. it is on the very basis of this misguided trust that i am able
to do my dasterdly deeds.